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The Pastor’s Ass

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in therace Again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop …


Things that sound dirty

In a Law firm: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let’s do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better …


Wonderful English from Around the World

In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, …


Have a good laugh . ..

The only way we can exist in this mad world where men are as straight as CORK SCREWS !!!      Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down …


A STORY TO DEPICT CURRENT TIMES

 


UK aid threat to anti-gay nations

Britain has threatened countries which ban homosexuality with losing aid payments unless they reform, David Cameron said.   Reply from SRI LANKA No problem.Over 75% of Sri Lankans are Gays. MudiyanselaGAY,ArachchillaGAY, LiyanaGAY,GamaGAY, SemaGAY, KoralaGAY etc..etc.. Other words MaGAY, OyaGAY, ArayaGAY,MeyaGAY …


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